http://labradorlounge.heavenforum.com/humor-f25/-t1.htm Come and share all those funny stories, doesnt matter if you have a german shepherd or a yorkshire terrier, any breeds welcome here Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:35:02 GMT 10 http://i27.servimg.com/u/f27/11/95/84/40/foprum10.jpg http://labradorlounge.heavenforum.com/humor-f25/-t1.htm http://labradorlounge.heavenforum.com/humor-f25/how-many-dogs-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-t38.htm stevemod How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: ... Humor Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:35:02 GMT http://labradorlounge.heavenforum.com/humor-f25/how-many-dogs-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-t38.htm#64 http://labradorlounge.heavenforum.com/humor-f25/how-many-dogs-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-t38.htm http://labradorlounge.heavenforum.com/humor-f25/how-dogs-and-men-are-the-same-t37.htm stevemod HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both mark their territory. Neither tells you what's bothering them. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. Neither does any dishes. Both fart shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither understands what you see in cats. Humor Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:32:25 GMT http://labradorlounge.heavenforum.com/humor-f25/how-dogs-and-men-are-the-same-t37.htm#63 http://labradorlounge.heavenforum.com/humor-f25/how-dogs-and-men-are-the-same-t37.htm